Hitler's Secretary: Sir, Fergelein reported that Michael Schumacher crashed in the Singapore Grand Prix.
Hitler: What nonsense?
Thats not possible. He will never crash.
We Germans are superior beings. Even if we didn't win, we will still complete the race.
Where did he get this stupid information? If this gets out, Germany's reputation will be doomed!
Bring me that dumbass Fergelein! Fergelein! Fergelein! FERGELEIN!
Monday, 26 September 2011
Sunday, 11 September 2011
Rainbow
You filled my life with colours.
Many things are flowing through my mind as I’m building up this post, too much to the point where I don’t know where to begin. I don’t want to touch so much on my schoolwork cause I have been stating them in my previous posts. There are not many changes to that part of life. The only prominent change is that the workload keeps increasing.
There’s something new though. My monotonous school life is starting to be filled with colours. It was unexpected as I think about it. I’m even smiling to myself at this point. Haha. Yea, back to what I was relating and yea to those who know me, it’s regarding a girl. HAHAHA! The ‘knew it’ popped up in you guys’ head right?
Well, we are chatting like any other people. Teasing each other, laughing and talking about anything. She’s pretty and cute. I like. Not that I’m just into looks. I do like what’s in her too. I like talking to her a lot. Same frequency, that’s for sure. The feel I get from her is different from other pretty faces I’ve met before. I can say it’s indescribable. I’ve got to understand her little by little as the time elapsed and the fond for her grew.
Her addition to my life has unknowingly starts to mould me into another person. Better, I suppose. I’m a hot-tempered person. Whenever I’m doing Maya, I will be in a ‘no-holes barred’ mode. Lots of vulgarities will just shoot out from my mouth like a machine gun. I will always have the urge to just whack my MBP same goes for playing games, two PSPs were smashed in the process but now there’s a solution for all that. When I start to feel abit of anger, I’ll look at her picture. It calms my nerves. Disgusting to some but true. Lol.
Now, everything is nice and sweet. Colours continue to flow in and fill the other parts of me. Hopefully this stays without me screwing it all up with my bad character leading it back to the dull black and white world.
Alright, that’s enough of information. Gonna head to bed and dream of her.
Intoxicated, I am.
-Logging off-
Monday, 5 September 2011
The Little Prince- Character Description
This is a childhood story that many dramas like to relate to when they want to emphasize some life analogy. It revolves around this character by the name ‘Little Prince’ where he is really petite as the original title says, ‘Le Petit Prince’. The Little Prince has an asteroid where he calls it his ‘planet’.
It seems that the Little Prince is someone who is simple, easily amused and easily contented. In his journey around the world, we can see the traits that I mentioned above. One incident is where he decided to climb the highest mountain he assumed to see the whole planet and people. This showed his simple side. As he has only visited asteroids, he has never really knows how big a real planet is till he visited Earth which was recommended by the geographer he met. When he found out that Earth is way bigger than what he thought, he felt dejected. He thinks he’s not a great prince as his planet only has three volcanoes and a rose, which is common and he has lost faith on.
The Little Prince reminds me of a phrase which is literally translated as ‘frog in the well’ as all he saw before his trip to Earth was just a small part in the Universe but he is not big headed and is willing to listen to the teachings he got from the people he met. He’s a keen learner. This trait is something that we all should emulate cause this world is too vast it’s impossible to learn all the things in this life and we should not stop learning till we die.
Another trait of him is that whenever he encounters problems or discovered something his faith in his stuffs starts to waver. He gets discouraged easily. However due to the words of the Fox, he learned that there are things far bigger and better than what he owns but he can’t possibly be chasing after them. He should be contented with what he owns and be responsible of them for he has already established a bond with them.
In all, we should put ourselves into the story as the Little Prince where we will grow to learn in order to improve, be a better person and apply what we learnt into our daily life.
Mrs Twit- Character Description
Roald Dahl, a genius in creating disgusting and ugly character subtle enough to be accepted by children and adults. Mrs Twit one of his most successful characters created was described as someone very ugly. In a story meant for kids, it’s inappropriate to comment people as ugly but he made it possible in a clever way. How did he do it? Well, Mrs Twit was once a very beautiful person. She turned ugly as she grew older due to her thoughts. She always harbor ugly thoughts thus affecting her looks. This is a very good example for parents to teach their kids that one shouldn’t harbor ugly thoughts and should always be nice to people around.
Mrs Twit has a glass eye that’s always not in place in her eye socket and sometimes she would take it out to scare Mr Twit. This is disgusting for most people but not for me. I find it amusing. Though most of the time she’s playing pranks on Mr Twit, it might be a way to show their love being who they are. I came to this conclusion cause I’m the kind of person where I like to tease people and that only applies to those who are close to me and those I give a damn about. I won’t bother wasting my time on someone insignificant to me.
Mrs Twit carries a walking stick where she states that it’s to aid her in walking as her left foot is infected with warts, which is actually a façade. Truth is, she uses it to cane her pet monkeys and her husband when they don’t listen to her. She’s demanding and fake in that sense. That’s the scary part, she may be smiling right in front of you but she might be plotting something back in her head. That’s happening everywhere, even in school. I don’t understand the need of it playing politics in school. Ain’t it a place to learn?
Mrs Twit is a very good portrait of people that are devious. They are like rotten apples. You can’t see how dirty and ugly inside cause they kept it in so well inside them. Well, in this case Mrs Twit’s look got affected by the nasty thoughts of hers.
In all, Mrs Twit is there to remind us that there are actually people like this around us and we should be wary of them. This world is not as beautiful as we think.
Sunday, 4 September 2011
You, me, our world.
As simple as it is, lots of pleasure is gained.
Just another day, making my way to school by train. Noisy, crowded and annoying. My mindset as usual is negative. Going to school is a chore. What to do? I can't possibly skip school. Mum has paid for it and I've been a letdown to her enough.
I tapped in into class and the cold air rushed out as I opened the door. Brrrr, that's very welcoming. This can't get any better, can it? I slumped my load on the table and waited for the lesson to start. Just then, my phone vibrated. It's a text from someone significant.
As I opened the text, my surrounding started to change. It became pixilated. The pixels got separated and gradually rose and dissolved. I'm in a new domain with white backdrop. From the corner of my eye, there stood Cresse emitting great radiance. I approached her and touched her face. I ran my fingers down her smooth skin. She was smiling. It pleases me.
The surroundings changed. Slight breeze started blowing and it soothed us. Our eyes locked onto each other, nothing can distract us now and we spoke of everything under the sun. There are just us. No problems, no distractions and no outsiders. Bliss was filling up the whole realm.
The attraction was too strong. I want it to last forever just like the movie 'Inception' where we can decide and build what we want. I brushed her hair and hold her by the back of her neck. Time froze, as our gaze got more intense. I placed my face near hers. Little by little, distance between our lips decreased.
'MKAY!' The blissful scene disappeared with a poof. The lecturer's face pieced up in front of me. 'Woah!' I exclaimed.
'Can you pay attention to what I'm teaching?' 'Sure.' I answered.
Mundane life resumed. What a step back to reality. Spoiler.
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